You Should Be Kissed and Often and By Someone Who Knows How
Gone With the Wind quote…If Rhett Butler were a squirrel. Who was trying to French you. I have no excuse for this. XO ~ h
View ArticleBear Shame
Do bears get embarrassed or feel shame? From these funny bear pictures, it sure seems like they do… Why oh why did I eat so much fish? I’ll have to do a month of yoga...
View ArticleMonkey Butt Cleaning
Every time I take my kid to the zoo we get treated to another round of monkey butt cleaning! Because monkeys don’t have showers. Or bidets. And they love each other. Probably. Awww. xo- h
View ArticleZebra Oops
I’m not a Zoologist, a scientist or an animal err, gynecologist, but yesterday at the L.A. Zoo with my kiddo, we got quite the anatomy lesson. First we saw monkey’s picking nits out of each other’s...
View ArticleA Squirrel Tale
Which one of these does not belong? Hmmm… This happens every day while I’m at my office desk. A skittering. A cute, but creepy scampering noise behind me. Every day. Attack of the squirrel I long ago...
View ArticleBipolar Bear
You may have heard the joke “I hate being Bipolar, it’s awesome!” I can’t find the original author of that one, but I’m pretty sure I met a Bipolar Bear at Sea World San Diego last week and here he is...
View ArticleFunny Falcon
Bexon and I got to meet and pet a real live falcon while we were having lunch with Shamu at Sea World San Diego last week. It was an unexpected perk. He was a little moody and rude, though. He kind of...
View ArticleExhausted Sea Turtle
I love sea turtles so much, next to dolphins, they were probably the ocean creature I was most excited about seeing at Sea World San Diego last week. I’m being silly with this first picture, but...
View ArticlePanda Fights Racism
I just spent the day on a field trip with about 80-90 Kindergarteners, which was so fun, HAHAHAHAHA! And Bex’s teacher was unexpectedly out sick, on the second to last day of school. Hopefully she’ll...
View ArticleBaby Panda Naps in Tree
I die, I die at the cuteness! San Diego Zoo two weeks ago, new baby panda, remember the mama eating bamboo? Yummy smooches. Right on the smacker. XOXO- ~ H
View ArticleFunny Dolphin
We could not get this jokester dolphin to stop talking to Bexon at Sea World San Diego two weeks ago. I mean, you would’ve thought it was open mic night… He was trash talking the penguins, too…...
View ArticleHang in There Baby Picture
When I was a little girl in Hays, Kansas (and to paraphrase Superman, Kansas is about as American as you’re gonna get), I loved a classic poster of a kitten hanging off of a tree with the caption:...
View ArticleMy Significant Otter
I found this adorable otter in an existential crisis at the Long Beach Aquarium last Sunday. Relationship issues, oy vey. And an identity crisis, apparently. Good coping techniques, though, well...
View ArticleFunny Dancing Stingrays
We met this friendly funny Stingray at the Long Beach Aquarium last weekend. He came right up to the glass to say “hi” to my little boy, Bexon. I named him Ray. Ray was totally amazing looking. What...
View ArticleLlama Drama
You’ve heard of “Save the drama for your Mama,” but this is even better, because why throw all of that shizz into your poor Mama’s lap? She done birthed you. She tired. Llamas LIKE drama, that’s why...
View ArticleCheetah Meme
Yes, I know. This is what happens when I become a member of the Natural History Museum. I’m so sorry. But I have to be silly or I’d be lion. HAHAHA! I’ll show myself out. xxoo- ~ h
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